1) Facebook, Youtube, Movies, Porn, Books, Beer, Pussy, and X-Box are FUCKING AWESOME. 99% of kids in the world want these things.

2) ANY kids who are prohibited from having this shit because of their whack-ass religious or nationalist governments will eventually be willing to FIGHT and DIE to get these things, a.k.a. FREEDOM.

3) Totalitarian governments don’t want their kids to have this shit, because they feel it waters down their religious or nationalistic dedication and therefore makes them harder to control. (By the way, if these governments were smart, they’d learn that they can control their kids THROUGH this shit the way the US Gov’t does!)

4) Cool shit just keeps getting cooler, and communication technology just keeps rubbing it in these poor deprived kids’ faces harder and harder. There are also a LOT of women who are being treated like animals, and you don’t even need to tempt them with X-box – they’re ready to fuck shit up just to get the right to vote and read and wear what they want.

5) Therefore, as X approaches infinity, revolutions will happen in all of these countries on their own.

6) The ONLY thing that the US can do to FUCK UP these inevitable revolutions is to give these governments something to rally their people around, i.e. by playing into the role of “The Great Satan.”

7) Give these governments rope enough to hang themselves, and give them NO ONE to blame, and you will expose them as lying psychopaths and empower the people and their revolutions.

Obama is following these guidelines, and it’s working. The US is staying out of Iran, and Iran is STILL blaming the US – and looking psychotic in the process.

- Gavin McInnes