
Paul2eD: How did I wind up with Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill on my iPod & her Walking the Witch on my laptop; both playing at the same time? WTF?
BobDobbs_: @Paul2eD My friend made this video: The Black and White Stripes 2 0 http://bit.ly/4Avvbz
R_A_W: Greg Archer: ‘The Vampire’s Assistant’ and 10 other reasons why we really dig vampires in 2009 http://bit.ly/G3nsq
Paul2eD: @BobDobbs_ @R_A_W The two of you aren’t helping.
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.: @R_A_W What is the Purpose of Life? To be the eyes and ears of the Creator of the Universe, you fool.”
LaoTzu: Something cloudy and unclear / Before existence and non-existence, / Before heaven and earth / I do not know its name / So I call it TAO
BobDobbs: Hello Kitty “Anatomy” series http://bit.ly/HorMK
DrLeary: @Paul2eD Be cool. Don’t Panic. Chaos is good. Chaos creates infinite possibilities.
Bill Maher: Repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Because It Will Make Rush Limbaugh “Explode” (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/w3moO
Steve Antczak: Moses parted the Red Sea, Oppenheimer split the atom, but “Bob” cut the crap.| THE PERIODIC TABLE OF EVOLUTION | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| CIRCUIT | DENDRITIC FUNCTION (Input) |
CELL BODY FUNCTION (Integrative) |
AXONIC FUNCTION (Output) |
| Neuro-atomic | Cosmic Consciousness |
Cosmic Engineering |
Cosmic Fusion |
| Neuro-genetic | DNA Awareness | DNA Engineering | DNA Fusion |
| Neuro-electric | ESP Precognition |
The Neurologician (the Shaman) |
The Conscious Circle of Humanity |
| Neuro-somatic | Hedonistic Passivity | Hedonistic Engineering (Yoga) |
Hedonistic Synergy (Tantra) |
| Domestic (Socio-Sexual) |
The Adolescent (Barbarian Bands) |
The Parent (Patriarchal Civilization) |
Centralized Socialism (Hive-Unity) |
| Laryngeal- Manual (Symbolic) |
The Learning Child (Paleolithic) |
The Skillful Child (Neolithic) |
The Creative Child (Bronze Age) |
| Emotional- Territorial |
The Toddler (trickster mammal) |
The Fighting Child (predator mammal) |
The Political Child (pack-bonding) |
| Bio-Survival | The Newborn (unicellular consciousness) |
The Demanding Infant (marine consciousness) |
Mother-Child bonding (amphibian consciousness) |
| Read from the bottom up. Every infant begins at “The Newborn”; every adult arrives at least at “Centralized Socialism” (although the Control Center or major input may be back at “The Toddler” or “The Fighting Child” or in any slot). So-called geniuses, mystics or weird people with wild (psionic) talents are post-larval and may reach any slot from “Centralized Socialism” to “Cosmic Fusion.” | |||
Sensationalism is just the lure we use in order to communicate in all sobriety the secret fate of the Earth.
Because if you are reading this in the 21st century, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW REALLY IS WRONG. You are an uncivilized, ignorant, BARBARIC peasant that will be looked back upon by future generations with every bit as much pity as you regard the plague-ridden wretches of Downtown Medieval Europe.
Your “civilization” got off so heavily on the WRONG FOOT, is so far OFF TRACK, and will keep going SO FAR from where it is “meant” to be, that YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SLACK IS and the only way you can reopen your primitive mind, your buried gene-memory of SLACK, is to roll up your sleeves and GET DOWN with “Paul2eD.” If you’re worried about getting your hands dirty, LEAVE THIS BLOG RIGHT NOW.
- Thanks to Marc Brown! for his Song of the Day.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.
… an optimistic mind-set finds dozens of possible solutions for every problem that the pessimist regards as incurable.
Since we all create our habitual reality-tunnels, either consciously and intelligently or unconsciously and mechanically, I prefer to create for each hour the happiest, funniest and most romantic reality-tunnel consistent with the signals my brain apprehends. – Robert Anton Wilson, Cosmic Trigger
